What The Bachelor Taught Me

I was surprised as I watched the season finale of The Bachelor. I didn't watch the first time Brad was on the show, so I was able to go into this season with a fresh perspective. Everyone loved Emily from the get go- how could you not? She's eloquent, beautiful and such a sweetheart. She's even from West Virginia. So, as a WVU alum, I was definitely a fan. But I wasn't a fan of Emily and Brad as a couple. He always seemed so unsure and tense around her. I feel like Emily could do so much better for herself. Brad is just, er... different. Chantal and Brad had so much more chemistry! My mouth literally dropped when I saw that Chantal was the first out of the limo.

But on to the things I learned:

Brad's twin brother, Chad, is hot. Brad & Chad, yep. Why do people name their twins things that rhyme or are aliterative in some way? It makes it seem like the parents didn't know they were having two kids and when the babies were born it was an afterthought. "I had my heart set on naming the kid Brad... hmmm, how about Chad for the other one?" "I want to name my baby Melinda. Oh, yeah. What about the other one? I know! Melanie!" It's a little ridiculous.

Looks are always more important than personality. Most people will lie and say this isn't the case but after watching numerous seasons of reality television, I must speak otherwise. Emily is a sweetheart and has a great personality but if she looked like the bartender from Boston, she wouldn't have made it to the final rose. I hate to say it but I think Brad was in love with her looks and not their connection. I know that editing plays a major role in reality TV but I can't recall any episodes where a true connection came through between Emily and Brad. But when Chantal and Brad were on screen, their attraction towards each other was so evident. That's not to say that Brad didn't appreciate things about Emily's personality but the truth is obvious. A man who falls for a girl based on her looks- now there's a controversial statement.

The Bachelor is one of the cheesiest shows on television but I keep watching. Where do they find grown men to sit and talk about their feelings and cry on cue? How many bottles of wine and helicopter rides does it take before new ideas are brought to the table for the direction the show needs to take?

Being single is okay. I've been single for a long time. I feel bad for the women in their early 20s who are on The Bachelor acting as if their life is over if they don't have a man. My number one goal in life is to get married and have a family as well but I'm not hard up for it at 25.

Out of 15 seasons of The Bachelor and 6 seasons of The Bachelorette, I think only two or three relationships actually worked out. But it's somehow still on-air.

Lastly, the poet laureate of Austin, Texas, AKA Bachelor Brad, taught me this mesmerizing quote:
"We're losing the sun but we're gaining the moon."


Now Watching: After the Final Rose

Happy Fat Tuesday!

Beer- Check
Beads- Check
Boobs- ...Yeah, Not this year

Mardi Gras reminds me of two things- college and New Orleans. Lately, I wish I could be at either of those wonderous places. But alas, I'm in Pittsburgh. For Lent, I'm going to ATTEMPT to give up pop during the week and salt (again). I'm in a wedding in a couple weeks, so I am definitely going to do a cleanse or two and try to get back into my fitness/health regime. Summer is but a couple months away!



Now Playing: "Holiday" by Vampire Weekend

Nail Polish of the Moment: Gold Digger by Models Own

I was excited to try the brand Models Own. I picked up Gold Digger from Urban Outtfitters online during its big sale a month or so ago. I also got Top Turquoise but it was back ordered. I thought the packaging was cute and something different and the color ranges were pretty nice. I didn't have any expectations on the formula but I was pleasantly surprised! Gold Digger glided on to my nails and was so easy to work with! I can't wait to try out some more polishes from the line. Gold Digger is a yellow-based gold and reminds me of the New Orleans Saints and my trip last fall. This is a great polish to have in your collection and I definitely recommend it- if for nothing else but the formula! :)

OPI Base Coat, 2 coats of Gold Digger by Models Own and OPI Top Coat


Now Playing: "Gold Digger" by Kanye West

Random Questions

I was reading YouTube beauty guru Euchante's blog and came across this little survey. I've been a little under the weather this week, so I now find myself wide awake at 4 am- but that isn't unusual for me. Here goes!

Have you ever stolen a street sign before-
I don't think so but my Dad mysteriously has a few from our street that "fell".

Do you chew on your pens/pencils-
It's a bad habit but I do chew pens. I have a pet peeve about pens writing properly. So, to combat this problem, I try to buy ones that aren't "chewable".

What is the point of life?-
To love one another- to be a supportive friend and a good family member. To enjoy it! Many people forget to actually live. To make a difference and leave the world a little bit better than how you found it.

Do you get in trouble for things you didn't do?-
I'm sure I have but not regularly.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?-'
Ranch dressing

Usual bedtime?-
Late. Very late. I'm nocturnal. A full-on night owl.

Legos or Lincoln Logs?-
If I had to choose, Legos. I'm not positive I know what Lincoln Logs are. When I was little, I was usually playing with Barbies, Little People or Polly Pocket. Legos were for the boys.

Ever used a gun?-
No and I have no desire to even be in the presence of one.

Cheetos or Fritos?-
Tough call. As much as I love the taste of artificial cheese flavoring, I'm gonna go with Fritos on this one.

What do you wear to bed?-
Sweats and a t-shirt, pajama bottoms and a tee, or a little pj set.

Would you hit your friend if you found out that he/she were going with your bf/gf?-
I'm not physically violent. I'd be more verbally abusive. Depending on the situation, I'd likely just move on from both relationships.

When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thoughts runs through your head?-
Am I having a good face day- Is my skin clear, moisturized?

What's the stupidest thing you've done?-
Hmmm. My actions are usually pretty well thought out and I don't have many regrets if any at all. Nothing sticks out.

Would you talk to a stranger on the internet?-
Ofcourse. I do all the time.

What is the best lollipop flavour?-
Cherry/Strawberry types.

If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do?-
Depending on how much water we are talking either yell or laugh it off. In college, people would throw water balloons from balconies and I just flicked them off and tried to avoid being hit.

Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?-
My friend Valerie's. We went shopping for my friend's bachelorette party then out for drinks. It was funny.

Are they a good driver in your opinion?-
She drove us all the way to Bonnaroo and back. She's great.

What is your favorite zoo animal?-
I love most animals but I really like the giraffes and elephants- especially the babies.

What food do you eat too much of?-
Pizza. I love it!

What kind of hairstyle do you have?-
Somewhat long, layered, thick, natural, usually parted at the side.

Whats your least favorite food?-
I'm pretty much a natural vegetarian, so the thought of eating something like meatloaf disgusts me. The smell of tuna also makes me want to gag.

What do you do on a Sunday night?-
Watch football during the season, catch up on my favorite TV shows, watch a movie or surf the web.

If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?-
Heinz Ketchup, ofcourse.

What color are your sheets?-
Beige/Sandy. I desperately need new sheets and a bedspread.

How big is your computer display?-
My laptop is 17.3" and I think my desktop is 20". I'm blind so the bigger the better. I sometimes have my page view setting at 150%.

Ever cried out of happiness?-
I cry at the drop of the hat- good or bad. Yes!

Go to your pictures, what is #33 of?-
My computer is still new, so most of my pictures are basically blog photos. It's a collage of emerald/green gowns worn at this year's Golden Globes.

When you need someone to talk to, who do you go to?-
Uusually my older sister.

What pair of shoes do you wear most often?-
My UGGs. My feet are so distorted that these are one of the few that don't give me many problems. They are so cozy and I think they are cute. I've worn them since before they were on every suburban teen in America and I'll continue to wear them forever. I don't care how cliche or faux paux some people say they may be.

What is your current favorite game?-
I love Scrabble but I never get to play. A good game of flip cup is always fun.

What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?-
Wine.

What is your favorite pizza topping?-
Extra cheese, parmesan on top. I also like banana peppers or a little pepperoni if the place has the kind I like (I'm pseudo, natural vegetarian, lol).

Louis Vuitton or Dooney?-
I loved Dooney in high school but it's not my style anymore. I'd love to say Louis Vuitton but I can't afford much from there. What I can is so cliche. Either it looks unoriginal or fake. LV but pretty much neither?

Do you believe in the saying, "Once a cheater, always a cheater?"-
Not necessarily. I'm very forgiving/understanding. Some people just aren't capable of being monogamous. I can tell the difference between someone who has made a lapse in judgment or a mistake and when they are just not a good person.

What's in your wallet?-
Unfortunately, not a lot of cash. My ID that is expired. I need to get that renewed ASAP! (I have an extension card). A little bit of a change, maybe a receipt and that's about it. I don't use credit cards.

Losing all your old memories, or never being able to make new ones?-
Very interesting question! I'm only 25. I like to think that many of my best memories are still to come! I'll take losing the ones I have already made. I'm fortunate enough to still have friends from my childhood and a sister that could fill me in! :)

Why do bad things happen to good people?-
God works in mysterious ways. Everything that happens to us, can be used to teach us strength and resilience. Life experience isn't always easy.

Three things you would want if you were stranded on an island?-
This question is getting really old. I'd say sunblock because I can't stay in the sun without it, a working computer w/ a battery that wouldn't die for entertainment and rescue purposes and tons of bottled water/drinks inside a cooler.

Who would you want to bring with you?-
Just for all the feminists out there- a hot man that is strong and smart. He can do everything that I can't (build a hut, find food, entertain me). Someone like Gerard Butler might be fun.

What time do you plan on waking up tomorrow?
I'll probably just stay up and take a nap in the afternoon.

What is your favorite day of the year?-
Christmas time in general is my favoirte but the best day of the year is usually a surprise

Your mom goes to college!-
lol! Sure she does. My parents weren't the college types. Things were much different back then.

Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?-
Ice, Ice, baby

Done anything illegal lately?-
Not that I'm aware of.

Should Obi-Wan have chopped off Annikan's Head?-
I'm guessing this is some kind of Star Wars reference. That leaves me out of the discussion. I'm into astronomy and I do have nerd tendencies. Maybe I should give those films a shot?

Would you eat a cow eye for a price?-
I don't eat any parts of cows. Poor things. But if the price was very high, I would.

If you could be a mythical creature, what would you be?-
A fairy- particularly one from Hughes' painting "Midsummer Eve".

If you could be on any TV show, what would it be?-
The Office or if Summer Heights High came back and did an American version, I'd love to be a part of that. Something comedic or even a drama that takes place during the renaissance- something like the movie Ever After or The Tudors.


Now Playing: "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

Nail Polish of the Moment: Easy Going by Sinful Colors

Easy Going by Sinful Colors. Photo Courtesy Google Images

I had a job interview yesterday, so I needed to do a neutral polish. I chose Easy Going by Sinful Colors because it is a milky, pale pink. For $1.99 (sometimes on sale for .99 at Walgreen's) it's worth having in your collection. But I don't love this one- it's too white for my liking. I wish it were more of a french pink. The formula is also a bit tricky to work with and starts to look a little rough after a day or so. I'm still on the hunt for the perfect light pink, opaque, nail polish. If you know of one with a creme finish that will compliment very fair skin, please comment! I am going to look into Essie because they seem to have an endless amount of pale pinks in its line. Thanks :)

OPI Base Coat, 2 Coats of Easy Going by Sinful Colors w/ OPI Top Coat


Now Playing: "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros