Over on one of my favorite sites, dlisted.com, they posted an amusing mock interview with Jennifer Aniston. I thought the questions were pretty good so I answered them myself.
JL: What turns you on?
Good music, good drinks, good people.
JL: What turns you off?
People who are closed-minded and arrogant.
JL: What is your favorite word?
Love.
JL: What is your least favorite word?
For its overuse, epic comes to mind but I don't really have one.
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
Talk radio. Coast to Coast AM in the middle of the night. It relaxes me, opens my mind and takes me back to a time when there wasn't distractions like the internet or DVR.
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
Loud motorcycles. See a specific episode of South Park for reference.
JL: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I've always wanted to be an inventor of some sort. I don't have an interest in the business side of things but the creation process appeals to me very much. The idea wouldn't have to be a life changing product or service but hopefully something helpful or fun.
JL: What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt?
I could never be an accountant. I loathe math and find it to be extremely dull.
JL: What is your favorite swear word?
All of them. Preferably used in conjunction with one another.
JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?
"That's what she said." Seriously. Did you catch the last part of that sentence? I have been told that I have a dirtier mind than anyone; I'd be grateful just to be there.
Now Playing: "St. Elsewhere" by Gnarls Barkley
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